Doctor And Patient

[Rondy]

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level
He described a typical day this way: 'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took a leak and got stung in nettles.'
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!'
'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a bloody rubbish golfer.'

[DTCwordfan]

so true - but where was the alligator? My surname is Pegg as of course is my wife's. She had an altercation with an alli at the 15th and is now known as Peg Legg.