Quizzes & Puzzles14 mins ago
Dog For Sale?
A chap is walking his dog past the vicarage he looks in the window and sees the vicar masturbating ,
He whips out his camera phone and takes a picture
He later shows the picture to the "I have been trying to sell my dog so if you buy it for £200 i will tear up the photo."
Reluctantly the vicar agrees gives the chap £200 and the photo is duly torn up. The vicar takes the dog home and his wife says: "What a cute little dog, how much did you pay for him?"
"£200." says the vicar.
"Good lord," says his wife. "They must have seen you coming."
He whips out his camera phone and takes a picture
He later shows the picture to the "I have been trying to sell my dog so if you buy it for £200 i will tear up the photo."
Reluctantly the vicar agrees gives the chap £200 and the photo is duly torn up. The vicar takes the dog home and his wife says: "What a cute little dog, how much did you pay for him?"
"£200." says the vicar.
"Good lord," says his wife. "They must have seen you coming."
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