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[Rondy]

Has anyone else ever used WD40 to get rid of mice?
It doesn't work, but it stops them squeaking!
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Just bought a lovely piece of garden furniture - the guy said the wood would need treating so I bought it a bag of Malteasers.
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My mate's got a butler missing his left arm.
Serves him right.
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I tried a California Dreaming Salad... Won't bother again.
All the leaves were brown.
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In 1923, a man knocks on the door of the Kremlin Senate and asks, is Lenin?
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My grandad always talks about 'fighting them on the beaches'.
Lovely man but terrible deckchair attendant!
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[Barsel]

Good ones Rondy. Laughed out loud at the first one.

[William51]

Was the man at the Kremlin Putin his place?.