They Are Going To Kill Us Off One By One

[wolf63]

and then take over the world.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/uk-man-catches-mysterious-never-30645385?int_source=nba

https://www.ranker.com/list/killer-cats/jacobybancroft

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/vddisf/can_a_domestic_cat_kill_a_human/

[Old_Geezer]

They can't, as then they'd have no one with opposable thumbs to open the tins of moggie grub.

[wolf63]

OG

Sachets of cat food are no problem for moggie teeth. They'd have to do online shopping though!

[bookbinder]

Oh, no! That would just be cataclysmic!

[wolf63]

Bookbinder, don't take it purrsonal.

[rowanwitch]

Maybe we should isolate it and send it to China in exchange for covid...
I do remember my sister being an inpatient for about a week after a cat bite, she had marks where they were recording the infection tracking up her arm, luckily it responded to antibiotics but she was told it was close regards possible amputation.