And There's More

[Rondy]

I was rather flattered when my wife said I should have a go at modelling.
Then she gave me an Airfix kit and a tube of glue.

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, “No, It's just to look at."

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Think twice before getting a rescue cat.
My Nan got one.
She tripped & fell one day & it just sat there & did nothing.

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A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.
The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?"
The father said, "Yes."
The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or double click?"

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3 budgies in a cage , one on the top perch , one on the second perch and one on the 3rd perch
Which one owns the cage ??
The one on the bottom, the others are on higher purchase.

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The CEO of Dulux Paint has died of exposure on a mountain
His family said he could’ve done with another coat.

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To save money on a coffin, buy a pen from Amazon and use the box it came in.

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When they first started making films in Hollywood, there were no toilets on site, so everyone had to go in the adjacent long grass.
They were known as the WC fields.

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During the 15th century I worked in a torture chamber.
One evening I had the job of stretching a man in shining armour on the rack.
I thought...this is going to be a long knight.

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[Khandro]

Very good Rondy, but you're yet to beat the kiwi fruit 😄

[fourteen85]

I particularly like the Amazon one 

[Cloverjo]

I like the rescue cat 😀