Strands #248 “Strumming Right...
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.sounds like you got underground sky rabbits ! they are notorious for digging big holes in the middle of lawns. the way to get rid of them is to buy a boeing 737 and park the aeroplane in your neighbours front garden. (make the tyre pressure a constant 75degrees C ) and check the windscreen wash bottle is FULL.. when the said, underground sky rabbits, come out to admire your new aeroplane you must run to the hole and put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign infront of the hole.
its very important that you get to the hole before the guard rabbit does. just stand infront of him with your index finger of your left hand in your right ear and say in a loud voice...
BEGONE, BEGONE. CUZ I AM THE ONE. THE RULER, THE KEEPER, THE OWNER, THE SLEEPER.
ps. dont allow them acces for personal belongings... they will abuse your good nature....
they can be tough old critters, so GOOD LUCK !