Help us poor malnourished cats

[frankiecat]

Our human has decided to go on something called a diet.

She has also decided that Merlin and I go on a diet too. She has cut down our sachets from 1.5 to 1 each per day. She actually expects me to eat that dried Iams stuff!

Does this constitute cruelty to cats? Should I contact the SSPCA? Maybe we should look for another human to care for us.

I woke her up in the middle of last night by switching on the vacuum cleaner - but she didn't stop off at our bowls, she just glared at me and went back to bed.

This might be my last post - I might fade away and die.

Frankie the big, tough and handsome tom cat and his sister Princess Merlin.

[cruella]

frankiecat
If I were you and Merlin, I think I would be packing my hankie and setting off for pastures new!
How dare your human do that to both of you.
My little feral cat Shadow gets to eat as much as wants every day.
She is 18 years old now and still going strong, despite all the food that I get to eat.
Keep turning the vacuum on every night!
Power to you both.

[tiggerblue10]

Our human has decided to give us Senior cat food now. I can't stand it and neither can Blue. She says its to try and prevent possible kidney failure which is what our predecessor died of when he was 15.

I know we are over 8 now but the senior stuff is not nice. There is not taste to it and there isn't a lot of variety. I guess we will be wasting away too.

Tigger & Blue

[Chaterbank]

sorry, don't understand your post. what on earth you trying to say?

[bensmum]

My human wouldn't dare! She muttered something about advertising me as a furry alarm clock on e-bay the other day just because I wake her at 5am every day (as well as during the night) She says she can't go back to sleep after 5am. She makes sure Daisy & I have plenty of food overnight but I want fresh food for breakfast. Pack your bags and move in with me!

Flossie

[~max~]

Oh poor you! Do you want to come visit me? I'll share the humongous amount of food I get with you, if you'll play with me! I'm sure my human won't mind. She knows who the boss is anyway. I only had her for 6 months, but I've trained her well. She knows I don't like tinned stuff and will only eat pouches. She keeps telling me it's the same thing, but noooooo! I'm not fooled. So I just have to walk around making pityful noises, and she gives me my pouches. Mwahahahaha!!!! It's fun here, really you should come over, both of you!

Jess. xxx

[~max~]

Ooooooooh and we can play sponge ball together! And I'll teach you a very funny game of my invention called "Scratch the Poster". No matter how high my human sticks them on the wall, I always manage to reach them. Fuuuuuuun!!!

[tiggerblue10]

Can we come too Jess? Purrrrleeese :-)))

Tigger & Blue

[~max~]

Of course! Oooh that's cool, we can have a carty! My human sometimes has a party, but they're a bit dull. I'll show ya'll a good time, mates, come over! High Paws!

[goosing]

come and live with me in Wales!
I've always eaten pouches in gravy - never jelly- but I changed my mind so now I only eat the jelly ones (till I change my mind again). my slave had to buy lots of new boxes for me so there's lots of choice here! If you come to live with me we can gang up on my mate Whirly-dude and show her boys are best.
lots of love
Boots

[tiggerblue10]

Yey!

I'll bring our PussyCat Dolls CD for some tunes.

[~max~]

yipee! Purrrrrrrrrty!!!
Maybe we can hire a human for the day? Those pouches are hard to tear open....And they can hold laser pens and stuff. I'm sure mine would do it for cheap. We'd just have to purr and look cute, and she'll do anything! Oh, and our Welsh mates are also welcome of course. xxx

[~max~]

Do you think AB Ed would let us have a Catterbank? We could meow all day!

[pastafreak]

My new mum is forcing me to eat that nasty dried stuff I had in the shelter.....well of course I ate it there. What would you do if you knew that being on your best behaviour would get you a silly human female to do your bidding?....I have a personal human now,and i am working ont raining her-so far,so good. But if she gets funny and with-holds food much longer,can I come and stay-please?....I am an excellant shouter.....tho they 'fixed' me ,I can still wake the neighbours!!...meeeeoooowwwwfff xx CASPAR

[tiggerblue10]

Thats a brilliant idea! We love meowing all day. Our human gets a bit fed up so it will be good to let off some meows on here.

[goosing]

just tell us the time and place - we'll be there!
Boots

[bensmum]

My human has a cuboard full of food which we eat and then decide not to like. I have something called a thyroid problem so my human worries if I don't eat because I am very thin. I got smoked mackerel this morning because I wouldn't eat what she put down for me. She calls me a silly old bu**er but I know what I'm doing.
Catterbank is a great idea - I can even have my own ID then

[Jugglering]

Miaow..... purr.... miaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... rumblepurr rumblepurr...... screetch..... miaow.... *spinning to chase my tail*

xxx Rifle

PS From Jugglering - Rifle is very young and hasn't learned to write proper stuff yet... but he loves his pouches too as well as my lap

[~max~]

Ok. How about next cat-month? that should be about three days from now in my human's time? I'll decorate with bits on sponge and tiny bits of paper! Oh, and if I manage to find where my human hides the toilet paper, we can have fake snow!!!

[tiggerblue10]

What about some catnip. We can't have a party without some drugs man.

[~max~]

That made my human chuckle, Tigger!!!

But shhhh...I have my sources. I'll get the stuff.