Newts

[gelda]

Just watching Bill Oddie watching pond life, he's watching newts at the moment, I was just wondering where the saying p1ssed as a newt came from, as far as I know they don't have any access to alchohol. !!!

[burnhal]

supposedly from its gait when walking- sways side to side

[shylock73]

Why don`t we say P1ss`d as a crab then? That`s how I walk when well and truly p_____d.... hic.

[keithlbw]

I think it should be p1ssed as a snake ......I haven't got any legs after a good night out.