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It should be illegal......
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I think that it should be illegal to give boy cats cuddles. Humans should be banned for giving us a big hug coz that is for girls.
I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my face too.
Humans are silly animals.
I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my face too.
Humans are silly animals.
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If she stops feeding you eat the bleeding hedgehogs. They are tricky to peel but I am sure that they are tasty.
porsche1 - my human's brother says that JRs are the Spawn of the Devil. Are you a nice JR? If not I will introduce you to my sister, Merlin, she is my protector - when she isn't beating me up.
This is me: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63 /Frankie2.jpg I am SO handsome.
This is my sister and litter mate: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63 /Merlinonprintersmall.jpg She doesn't take a good photograph coz she has a lot of black in her. She has long hair coz she is a girl cat - I think that is why!
Off to bed soon, Human takes up most of the room - bleeding liberty.
Night all.
porsche1 - my human's brother says that JRs are the Spawn of the Devil. Are you a nice JR? If not I will introduce you to my sister, Merlin, she is my protector - when she isn't beating me up.
This is me: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63 /Frankie2.jpg I am SO handsome.
This is my sister and litter mate: http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63 /Merlinonprintersmall.jpg She doesn't take a good photograph coz she has a lot of black in her. She has long hair coz she is a girl cat - I think that is why!
Off to bed soon, Human takes up most of the room - bleeding liberty.
Night all.
Heathcliffe enjoying a nice lazy day to myself while my human slave is off earning my food and treats.
She looked decidedly delicate this morning so I tried to help wake her up by playing with her feet but she didn't seem very impressed.
I can't have her slacking and losing out on valuable food money and, besides, she might come home with some of that yummy hot chicken she often comes back with.
She's very mean and insists of scoffing it down herself and I only get the rememants, cheeky cow! I have been developing my stalking techiniques though, worked wonders last week when I managed to grab and run off with a WHOLE chicken wing.
Slave was a bit narked though.
Hmmm...think I'll go play with some leaves, there are soooo many outside, it's like Christmas :)
She looked decidedly delicate this morning so I tried to help wake her up by playing with her feet but she didn't seem very impressed.
I can't have her slacking and losing out on valuable food money and, besides, she might come home with some of that yummy hot chicken she often comes back with.
She's very mean and insists of scoffing it down herself and I only get the rememants, cheeky cow! I have been developing my stalking techiniques though, worked wonders last week when I managed to grab and run off with a WHOLE chicken wing.
Slave was a bit narked though.
Hmmm...think I'll go play with some leaves, there are soooo many outside, it's like Christmas :)
Cuddles here. I LOVE cuddles. When my housekeeping staff are here, I expect her to be available 100% of the time for when I WANT CUDDLES. She keeps saying "Mummy has to work darling" so I sit on her computer and she laughs but eventually I get lifted off a put on the nice comfy sofa.
But Staff is not happy right now. ASBO went out on Sunday and Staff was expecting him back on Monday. He has not come back. Staff keeps walking round the streets looking for him and calling him. I think its great cos he is a little sod and we hate each other. But Staff is miserable. She goes out at 4am to look for him (which is OK cos I get her warm spot in bed). She is really worried and even cried on the phone to Granny Grimble tonight cos ASBO has gone. She is worried cos he was poorly on Sunday but he escaped while she was trying to lock the cat flap.
Hey ho, more food and CUDDLES for me.
Love Cuddles x
But Staff is not happy right now. ASBO went out on Sunday and Staff was expecting him back on Monday. He has not come back. Staff keeps walking round the streets looking for him and calling him. I think its great cos he is a little sod and we hate each other. But Staff is miserable. She goes out at 4am to look for him (which is OK cos I get her warm spot in bed). She is really worried and even cried on the phone to Granny Grimble tonight cos ASBO has gone. She is worried cos he was poorly on Sunday but he escaped while she was trying to lock the cat flap.
Hey ho, more food and CUDDLES for me.
Love Cuddles x
Jeez Cuddles - is ASBO your brother? I don't like my sister Merlin much but I would miss her if she got lost. I bet your Staff is upset that ASBO is out and about on his own.
We are not allowed outside coz we live in the city centre, but we have a HUGE flat to play in and it has stairs to run up and down during the night.
Doesn't your Staff feel silly shouting "ASBO" when she is prowling the streets? I hope he comes home soon.
We are not allowed outside coz we live in the city centre, but we have a HUGE flat to play in and it has stairs to run up and down during the night.
Doesn't your Staff feel silly shouting "ASBO" when she is prowling the streets? I hope he comes home soon.
Yes Frankie, Staff is really upset cos ASBO was poorly when she last saw him, but it was dark in the garden and she couldn't see him to catch him. He's kind of my half brother. I call her Staff but she is my Mummy really. My "other" Mummy had to give me to my new Mummy cos I didn't like my other Mummy's dog. That was 12 years ago. But 2 years ago, my other Mummy's new boss had some kittens and my other Mummy gave my Mummy my half brother, ASBO.
Staff does feel quite silly calling for ASBO, but Staff is so worried she doesn't care. Staff is making some posters and leaflets tomorrow cos she wants ASBO to come home. I still hate him. Staff says she needs to take out a second mortgage for us. She paid �500 last month cos I was poorly (I've got congestive heart and renal failure). Two months ago, ASBO cost her nearly �200 cos he hurt his eye. Staff says a regular man would be cheaper and less worry, but she loves us too much.
If I sit here and look cute for long enough, Staff will give me some tuna. It tastes funny these days. Staff thinks I don't know I only get a little bit of tuna cos its the only way she can give me my heart pills. Staff doesn't realise I leave the bit with the crushed up tablet in. Staff is stupid.
Cuddles x
Staff does feel quite silly calling for ASBO, but Staff is so worried she doesn't care. Staff is making some posters and leaflets tomorrow cos she wants ASBO to come home. I still hate him. Staff says she needs to take out a second mortgage for us. She paid �500 last month cos I was poorly (I've got congestive heart and renal failure). Two months ago, ASBO cost her nearly �200 cos he hurt his eye. Staff says a regular man would be cheaper and less worry, but she loves us too much.
If I sit here and look cute for long enough, Staff will give me some tuna. It tastes funny these days. Staff thinks I don't know I only get a little bit of tuna cos its the only way she can give me my heart pills. Staff doesn't realise I leave the bit with the crushed up tablet in. Staff is stupid.
Cuddles x
Hello Vic here. Cuddles, Asbo may be a pain in the@rse, but your slave must be very worried cause even though humans are a bit slow once we attach them we have them for life. When Asbo gets back you must you must give him a ticking off for upsetting the staff. After all, we all know good staff are hard to .
Tee hee,I also manage to fool my slave over my tablets, I can smell them a mile away so there is no fooling me. Its fun isn't it ?
Tee hee,I also manage to fool my slave over my tablets, I can smell them a mile away so there is no fooling me. Its fun isn't it ?
Heathcliffe back again checking up on all his laaaadies :)
Very sorry to hear about ASBO doing a disappearing act but us cats sometimes just need to do our own thing especially when we're hurt but we come back eventually, can't do without the staff now can we :)
My slave was in a funny mood last night, something to do with something called "men". Don't know what is is but slave was not a very happy slave last night and I don't think I helped matters by trying to steal her supernoodles.
I did get lots of cuddles when slave got back last night though and had lots of fun trying to sit on the new brush slave had brought. I was trying to play with it while she was trying to sweep the floor but she didn't seem to want to play back.
She just gave up after I kept nudging her to get her to pour my biscuits faster and managed to get loads more on the floor.
She did bring back some lovely new toys though called tumble drier balls which I like very much.
Slave seemed very tired last night after her tipsy birthday shenanigans of the other day so we had a nice early night and lots of purrs and cuddles.
Very sorry to hear about ASBO doing a disappearing act but us cats sometimes just need to do our own thing especially when we're hurt but we come back eventually, can't do without the staff now can we :)
My slave was in a funny mood last night, something to do with something called "men". Don't know what is is but slave was not a very happy slave last night and I don't think I helped matters by trying to steal her supernoodles.
I did get lots of cuddles when slave got back last night though and had lots of fun trying to sit on the new brush slave had brought. I was trying to play with it while she was trying to sweep the floor but she didn't seem to want to play back.
She just gave up after I kept nudging her to get her to pour my biscuits faster and managed to get loads more on the floor.
She did bring back some lovely new toys though called tumble drier balls which I like very much.
Slave seemed very tired last night after her tipsy birthday shenanigans of the other day so we had a nice early night and lots of purrs and cuddles.
I hope that you are back home ASBO - your mum/slave misses you and I bet Cuddles does too.
HC - my mum/slave hasn't got a man, and as long as I am head of the household she won't be allowed one. They take up space on the bed and sofa and their being around reduces the amount of time that we are petted and fawned over. Nope - she has me and my sister and that is enough for her.
HC - my mum/slave hasn't got a man, and as long as I am head of the household she won't be allowed one. They take up space on the bed and sofa and their being around reduces the amount of time that we are petted and fawned over. Nope - she has me and my sister and that is enough for her.
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