Thank you all, it's very good to be appreciated.
Fakeplastic -- as well as being the most modest person in the world by far, I'm also incredibly good-looking...
What do you suggest I write a book about? Just sitting here, waiting for inspiration... Though really Lindy Loo is right -- I haven't got enough time for AB as it is. Farming, bees, horses -- and then there's paid work from time to time.
I'm certainly not that particular Romany, Steve, and have no Romany connections as far as I know, though I have one or two mysterious ancestors I haven't yet been able to pin down (and I do have this strange urge to find out what hedgehog tastes like). But I think I'm really more of a natural peasant than a wanderer.