bloke walks into a pub

[tonyav]

and asks for a pint of anything except stella. barman asks, whats wrong with stella ?'' bloke says, '' i had 12 pints of stella last night and when i came round i was f@cking skint.'' barman says, '' 12 pints of anything costs about the same. '' bloke replies, skint is my dog....''

[tonyav]

thanks for that info knobby i will keep my eye out for him.

[tonyav]

will do that knobby.

[dustypuss]

this is worse

the last time i had twelve pints when I came around I was F'uking the wife