Change sex for 1 day!

[splodge24]

I'm just curious as to what would you do if you could change into the opposite sex for one day?!

[Headtime]

A box of chocolates, satin sheets and a lot of body oil!

[georgit79]

I'd play with it and drink loads of beer (and see if I got as bad a hangover the next morning)

[stoo_pid]

Be a lesbian!

[ICEMANSAV]

I would ask directions when driving, enjoy watching sex and the city, swear blind that men are useless, read a erotic novel and get excited over daft names like Mr. Darcy, oh and of course ask someone if my bottom was looking particularily large in my clothes.

[andy hughes]

I'd hope to be very attractive, in which case I'd head for the nearest bar, and listen to all the nonsense men come out with when they are trying to 'chat up' a woman.

[georgit79]

Brilliant answer ICEMAN. By the way, whenever I write your name or read a post that you've written I Val Kilmer in Top Gun pops into my head!

I'd also go to a football match and be able to shout loads and get lairy without other men staring at me in disgust/bemusement.

[Yinzer]

First I'd surprise my husband with a big wet manly kiss! I always said if I were a man I'd wear ties and button down shirts every day and grow a moustache. I'd have to try my luck with cheezy pick up lines at the local bar. Spend some time playing with it and maybe even convincing someone else to. And even though I hate football I'd have to go to a game, paint my face the two colors of my favorite team, and get really drunk.

[georgit79]

I'd see if it's fun to walk around with 5 inches of ugly striped boxer shorts hanging out of my jeans. And I'd try not to fondle my balls all day.

[ICEMANSAV]

Thanks Georgit! That was the reference for it but more the scene from Meet the Parents!!.

[ICEMANSAV]

Oh and I would have a pillow fight with female friends in my underwear! Georgit where are you going skiing this year, sorry for the question hijack splodge!

[georgit79]

My brother has got a job as a ski guide in Austria so I'm going to bunk at his and get a really cheap holiday!

[nicola_red]

Go to the toilet standing up! And I would have sex with a woman as well, I couldn't not.

[georgit79]

I'd do the loo thing. I'd see how far I could spray it too!

[bernardo]

I suppose it depends on which opposite-sex-person I turned into.  (Hopefully) I would be Peter Phillips's girlfriend.

[Hyphen]

I would want to know how an orgasm felt for a bloke!!!

[natalie_1982]

I'd put my hands in my pockets and jiggle it, I'd be able to neck pints and burp really loudly, I'd scratch my backside and play Xbox for hours. It'd be nice not to have boobs for a day, if my man was a woman he wouldn't get out of bed because he'd stay under the quilt fondling his own breasts all day. I'd also like to be able to pee standing up and not have to brush my hair.

[natalie_1982]

I'd like to have a headache or cold, and hyphen, an orgasm, to see if they're telling the truth at all.

[CiderMonkey]

experiment with facial hair. and i would most definitely get a bl*w job off a woman to see what the fuss is about. And headbang to Slayer while playing air guitar along to it. men always look much better than girls doing it!

[natalie_1982]

Bl0w job, good one CiderMonkey. That's what I'm going to wish for when I blow my candles out tonight, to have a w1lly for a day :) It sounds fun.

[cardboard]

Id perch myself in front of a video camera for 24 hours, and have a bit fiddle. Change back into a man, fuzz it on the internet, and watch the subscriptions roll in. It'd sell like hot cakes