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Cowboy and the Indians
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we are sorry for you, so we will give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is your first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, and then slaps the horse on its bottom. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the tepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on its bottom.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the tepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man. What do you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
Read my lips! POSSE, you idiot, I said P-O-S-S-E!"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, and then slaps the horse on its bottom. The horse takes off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the tepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What is your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on its bottom.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the tepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man - going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish, white man. What do you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
Read my lips! POSSE, you idiot, I said P-O-S-S-E!"
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