I am a hummingbird

[NoMercy]

I am a hummingbird because....

They are small, colourful and they can fly backwards.

I can fly backwards.

Last night, when I was walking up the stairs, all of a sudden I went flying backwards....

See.... I told you !!

[tonyav]

wow NoMercy flying without wings !.

[ummmm]

Were you drunk?

[sara3]

maybe you're just a drunk?!!

[NoMercy]

How very dare you!

I only had a glass and a bit of red last night. Would take more than that to affect me....

[ummmm]

I walked into the door frame twice this morning putting the re-cycling out.

I really need to get a new pair of glasses!!!

[rinkins]

Did you hurt yourself?!

[tonyav]

hey ummmm hope you did'nt damage the door frame ?.

[NoMercy]

Oh Tonytav - you're so sensitive. It really brings a tear to my eye...

LOL

Hi Rinkins - I have a broken wing, so I'm going to the vet later.

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Hummingbird ... x



Love,
Seagull
x

[ummmm]

Not this time Tony.....I have damaged things in the past though!!

[rinkins]

Hi Hummingbird and Seagull! xx

NM - no damage to your beak though? LOL

[tonyav]

get your glasses sorted ummmm.

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Melons x

[ummmm]

I know....I broke them about 2 years ago and haven't got round to getting new ones. I really should because sometimes I look like a battered wife with all the bruises on my arms and legs.

[NoMercy]

No, Rinkins, no damage to my beautiful beak.

That is the one advantage of flying backwards...

[rinkins]

OMG ummmm how can you manage without glasses for two years?!!! No wonder you are bruised!

You can't be a battered wife - you are not married - YET!!! LOL Perhaps a breaded fiancee?

[ummmm]

My eyesite isn't too bad but because my eyes are so different I have problems with distances. That's why I walk into things...fall up stairs, kerbs, walk into tables and door frames etc etc....

[cazzz1975]

the longer you leave it the thicker the lens will be when you have to have glasses ummm

[joby1]

and brick walls... :-))

[Crankshaft]

You sound like a fly-by-night