Daft subject

[tigerlily11]

I know this is just a bit daft but it is a saturday night and I'm bored.
I was talking to a friend the other day and she was telling me about her cat. She noticed something about the way he sat on the coffee table and she was saying she didn't realise what he was doing until the smell hit her. She said every now and again the cat was raising his bum an few cm's off the table and sitting again, she could stop laughing when she realised he was farting. She said it was like they were so lethal they were raising him off the table top.
My dog makes be laugh because he farts when he jumps up on the sofa, then stands looking at his rear trying to wok out where it came from. He also belchs and farts at the same time. he's just so classy.
Does any one on here have pets that make you laugh for the silliest thing?
Sorry I'm just really bored and could do with a laugh.
TY in advance.

[albaqwerty]

every time my mutt comes into the living room she expects us to either curtsey or give her a round of applause :D

[ummmm]

My cat attacks everyone who comes into the house. It's very funny at times. I was talking to the electrician in the hallway yesterday and the cat came running down the stairs and launched himself at him. It's funny watching grown jump...

[albaqwerty]

was Brian clean at the time ummm?

[sophie_1003]

our cat snores really loudly!

[dothawkes31]

funny now but it was annoying at the time, i caught sight of my staffyx max actually opening the fridge door with his nose, we had always assumed he'd been using his paws, we replaced the fridge with a built in one soon afterwards because we kept forgetting to put a chair in front of the old door to put him off.

[Misty P]

I had a guinea pig that used to like farting in my face.
He would be happily sitting on my lap, then he'd get up, move up onto my chest, stick his bum near my face, then plonk himself down. After a minute or so, he'd let out a little pppffftttt. Classy

I also had one when I was a kid that, when my Dad was sitting on the sofa, little piggie would like to sit on his head..

We have several 'daft' photos of guineas over the years!!

Like the farting cat tigerlily!!

[camille79]

My cat has similar habit when he breaks wind He lets one go, gives the air a sniff in a kind of pompous way then moves to the other side of the room. He has another pompous sniff then, if he deems it too offensive, leaves the room!