I think the cat is planning to eat me

[Messalina]

I got woken up this morning by the mog licking my arm instead of headbutting me. At first I thought, Ahh how sweet. Then it dawned, he wasn't being sweet, he was basting me.

[pastafreak]

Hahah...you HAVE been warned...get a good lock for the door.

Mine likes to chew on my hair...eeeuuuwwww.

[dotty.]

lol My Trish has started biting at my hair when she is sitting behind me on the sofa, she must think it's grass maybe?

[mccfluff]

murph just dribbles on me

[wolf63]

Funnily enough I was lying in bed earlier and thought that this would be a good subject for a book.

Frankie used to sit behind me and comb my hair with his claws - it was quite pleasant but I am not sure what his intentions were.

[pastafreak]

dot-the chewing is bad enough....but the slobbering noises...yuck

[milly143]

Mine isn't that discreet. He just launches himself onto you and plunges his teet and claws in. Sometimes it looks like I have been self harming.

[rowanwitch]

not basting but tasting

[mccfluff]

murph combs my hair sometimes, she's not very gently about it though

milly the top on my arms when she lies and digs (kneads) look like i;ve been at myself with a razor!

[Barmaid]

I think our cats have hatched a secret plot to oust me from the bedroom. First it starts with one between us - pulling the duvet off me and pushing me towards the edge, then another joins in, then another. I end up teetering on the edge of the bed with no duvet swearing at the effing cats whilst they just sit looking smug.

However, for maximum effect they have learned that if one chases another and the one in front uses me as a launch pad (accompanied by hissy spitty and lots of claws) I am out of bed like a shot.

[Messalina]

I think you could be right, Rowanwitch. Presumably the kneading with his paws is really tenderising.....

[pastafreak]

With Caspar-It's grab the whole arm,chew and kick. I wear thick jumpers as protection.....

[wolf63]

Franke went through a phase of disembowelling toilet rolls.

Merlin is just a black fizzy blob - and she sleeps in strange places. It is too easy to trip over her or stomp on her.

[josaphine32]

I woke up to find the cat had thrown up in my slippers.

[rowanwitch]

Tinkerbella has three modes sleep eat and kill..... and she looks so angelic too

[milly143]

My Bailey does too Rowan. He has those eyes that Puss in Boots has in Shrek and he is big a fluffy so everyone one thinks, "oh, look at the lovely cat, I'll give him a little fussing". Queue me launching accross the room, arms streched out, shouting "noooooo", in slow motion. He should come with a public health warning. I still love him though.

[rowanwitch]

we love our furry psychobabies don't we

[mccfluff]

mine is not a baby she is a psycho hairy *** (who is in a mood with me and i'm infor it when i get home)

[wolf63]

My two are off to the vet on Friday. Frankie goes more often to get his asthma checked and to get his cat fight wounds sorted. Princess Merlin hasn't been in ages and I can envisage the vet wearing massive gauntlets and stab/claw proof vest.

Merlin - my little evil princess - http://i151.photobuck...cweddingcatsme015.jpg
Frankie - nice little tom cat - http://i151.photobuck...fthecastlesmall-1.jpg

Love em to bits - but like all siblings they fight and bicker.

[arwyn]

Lush pics wolf, I only have a few of mine as she runs like hell if she see's the camera, dont know why

[Tuesday83]

LMAO!!!!!!!!