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I think the cat is planning to eat me
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I got woken up this morning by the mog licking my arm instead of headbutting me. At first I thought, Ahh how sweet. Then it dawned, he wasn't being sweet, he was basting me.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.My brother's cat, who's called Psycho, has taken to scaling the net curtains, gets a claw stuck in the netting and then screeches like she's being murdered. The only way to help is to approach from behind with a thick towel, grab and release claw and drop her very, VERY quickly else you get all four sets of claws, plus hissy spit full in the face. The other thing she does is toes. Wear open toed shoes, or go round bare-footed, and she thinks it's an open invitation to nibble your toes. Curl them or hide them away from her, and you get claws raked down the front of your shin - as she blinks at you with hypnotic green eyes...
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Pasta - Caspar looks evil. I am sure that he is Merlin's long-lost cousin.
mercia - my last cat had a habit of getting his claws stuck in the side of the mattress. He would scream for help, getting himself into a panic. Then when help arrives (me) he would lunge at me during my rescue bid and stomp off at the end.
My last dog used to get his id disc clip caught in the carpet - he would be stuck to the carpet by the neck. Unlike a cat he would just whimper pathetically and then be grateful for the rescue. We just got rid of the collar in the end.
Pasta - what is Caspar's "sister's" name - I have forgotten.
mercia - my last cat had a habit of getting his claws stuck in the side of the mattress. He would scream for help, getting himself into a panic. Then when help arrives (me) he would lunge at me during my rescue bid and stomp off at the end.
My last dog used to get his id disc clip caught in the carpet - he would be stuck to the carpet by the neck. Unlike a cat he would just whimper pathetically and then be grateful for the rescue. We just got rid of the collar in the end.
Pasta - what is Caspar's "sister's" name - I have forgotten.
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