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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[excelsior-1]

we have no bananananas today

[Bambiagain]

Have you got any cherries, then?

[Maydup]

Wondering just how many nanas you can get bananas.

[Maydup]

Ripe, strawberries, ripe!

[excelsior-1]

all ripe then .. cherry - o!

[seadogg]

Please don't get to the "broad beans and onions" bit

[Bambiagain]

Boiled beef and carrots.

[marval]

No food thank you, I shall stick to my coffee.

[excelsior-1]

is that not painful?
especially if it is boiling hot

[Bambiagain]

I prefer sticky toffee to sticky coffee.

[DTCwordfan]

just pass me the puke bucket, esp if banananies are involved. pinenananas are ok

[marval]

Not too hot.

Why did Miss Marple never get married?

[Flyhalf]

It only sticks if you add sugar.

[askyourgran]

I'm hungry now, what do you fancy to eat at the moment.

[Bambiagain]

Too busy knitting bootees and sticking her nose into everyone else's business.

[seadogg]

She tried a few men but they were all guilty.

[sunny-dave]

Should I marry an aardvaark who is older than me - he has very rich parents ?

[Flyhalf]

Just watching "Best Marigold Hotel" and have a sudden craving for Hobnobs!

[Maydup]

Cheese toastie anyone?

[Flyhalf]

Sorry. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - a bit slow going.