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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tonyav]

You may have to push it.

[marval]

Oh dear pushing again. I think I need a new bike.

[FredPuli43]

Hello again Sibton !
I am confused. Every time I click on to this thread, I get a page which gives the answer as an aardvark. I'm sure that isn't right. (I'm using Windows 7 on an Asus, with internet explorer, if that helps)

[Psybbo]

It't the ants, fred

[tenrec]

I'm an anty, do I need to take precaustions?

[tonyav]

Definitely.

[excelsior-1]

only when getting jiggy with johnny depp (aka edward scissorhands)

[tonyav]

Is it true that women can mutitask ?

[tenrec]

I can mutate, is that any good?
Johnny Depp, I'm coming over all unnecessary.

[craft1948]

I used to know a one-legged cyclist (and he wasn't a trick cyclist)

[tonyav]

Was it a unicycle ?

[craft1948]

No...................

[tonyav]

LOL.

[tenrec]

Was he a motorcyclist?

[Traci66]

I knew a one legged diver and our guide complained that she was using her arms too much.

[tonyav]

Was it a Tricycle.

[craft1948]

No, he was a bloke who lost a leg in the war and he used to deliver papers on his bike. He used his foot on one pedal and his crutch (not crotch) on the other. As a child I found it quite fascinating. His brother owned the local paper shop (he only had one arm).

[Psybbo]

Cold comfort

[jno]

just a bit of armless fun

[humbersloop]

Help needed. Apparently, there is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood leads on to fortune.

Can anyone quantify the size of the flood/fortune ratio please, as we have some tricky decisions to make? Tia