Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

That didn't work I'll try again
www.http youtube not a hope in hell

[sunny-dave]

Why has my inside leg measurement (which I gave in confidence to sqad in my 'serious rash' question) been posted on facebook for the whole world to see

[WELSHYORKIE]

Rowanwitch @1308 - 600mg ibuprofen and monitor the situation

[Mick-Talbot]

What Is It

i live above a star, but never burn. I have 11 neighbours but they never turn. My initials are p q and r and sometime's s what am i

[Wharton]

1a scherzo (if all your letters are wrong)

[Robinia]

I'm going to a wedding on saturday, will it be ok to wear pyjamas 'cos I want to call in tescos on my way home?

[EcclesCake]

Hello, my name is Magenta. I'm 36-24-36 and have red hair. I hope you'll all be my friend, if you'd like to chat privately you can email me at [email protected]

[shoota]

P - sounds like a vegetable
id - short for identity
dock - hand relief when stung.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/piddock

[rowanwitch]

why is it when I post that someone is talking sh1t it changes to Sugar

[DTCwordfan]

Zhukov's Friday worst music thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

[WELSHYORKIE]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

[Sipowicz]

When you've tried all that, if it still isn't working, plug it in!

[rowanwitch]

If you could ask six abers to dinner who would you choose and why

[sunny-dave]

Morning cocks & hens

Bright and blustery here in Loamshire - the cloud of effluent from the marmite factory is passing and the faint odour of performing seals seems to have abated.

Time for a colonic irrigation and then some brekker

Toodle Pip

[Bambiagain]

I'm typing this on my iphone because my computer seems to be broken. I can't see what's wrong with it cos the lights are off as well. Does anyone have any idea what is wrong with the computer?

[DTCwordfan]

Tony has such a small bum.....

[Kiki-frog]

Good restuarants in Australi a please

[Kiki-frog]

Good txi firms un Australia

[Kiki-frog]

Anything good in Australia?

[shoota]

What colour is it Bambi?