Pensioners licence

[netibiza]

Please may the oldies around here (mainly me) have licence tp make mistakes with countries and things.  Thank you.

[THECORBYLOON]

If you mean invading countries or overthrowing their governments then I'm sorry but NOOOOOOOO........

[netibiza]

Oh sweet TLC  I only meant confusing them, but on second thoughts maybe an invasion of Biddybankers  would do the world a lot of good. Come on girls, knitting needles at the ready, advance... charge!!!!

[Robinia]

I'm ready neti, armed with a deadly set of cabling needles & a colander on my head!!   Erm, who are we invading?  Will we back by Thursday? I've got a hair appointment, me blue rinse is fading.

[Jude123]

I've got me winkle pickers - they dont like it up em yer know!!

[netibiza]

I don't know who we are invading - I get confused.  We'll go west to start with. 

[Jude123]

I went west years ago. Anyway I'm off to bed I'm knackered so the invasion will have to wait till tomorrow or you'll have to go without me!! :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Robinia told me she was going south!!  ...Wish you biddychiefs would make up yer minds!!(:)just gotta wake me daughter up for college...anybody ..else..fancy..doing..it!!

[Robinia]

Ooer now I don't know whether I'm coming or going.  Maybe we should meet up in Vinny's bar & discuss tic-tacs. 

Vinny tell your daughter we're on the way - that should shift her pdq.

[netibiza]

Welcome biddies to the

new biddy villa

We'll have posh behaviour here, no teeth in glasses by the beds, no knitted toilet roll holders and no bloomers drying on radiators.

[Jude123]

Hiya Just checking this is where we're headed. B****y H*** this looks posh.

[netibiza]

yes it is jude, now please wipe your feet. I very houseproud so be warned!!!!!

[VINNY100_2]

Right one more bag to fetch....((((Bang)))))shuts door..sends slave up to warm me nice new silk sheet's..hehe...(thank's fer the slave netti)cor this is a nice pad...heads for the pool side bar...blimey might have known jude would be downing a few....hehe...(:)

[netibiza]

ahem....

ma'am

curtsy you lot!!!

[netibiza]

well that's not right - sorry

[netibiza]

hello

pssst please curtsy.

[Robinia]

Phew it's a bloomin long way this time.....

this bl**dy donkey's buckaroo'd me off twice, I've had to walk for miles & these wellies have rubbed up blisters as big as saucers......

by the 'eck - this is a smart pad.....won't be able to blow me grape pips out across the room here.....

practises talking posh....high nigh brine kye.....

[Robinia]

d'oh forgot.....on me way

[Jude123]

I'm off to bed goodnight all

[Dolly1308]

Beaut place you've got there neti ,no more slaving over hot ovens thank heavens . OK if I walk about in bare feet can't stand slippers when its warm .Looking forward to watching Vinny stripped down to do the gardening ! Well I'm off to the Casino for dinner ,show and overnight stay (a bit of gambling thrown in so keep your fingers crossed I'll come back loaded !)

[netibiza]

good morning biddies, or should I say buenas dias amigos. Brrr chilly here today. Am off to hospital for last steroid injection in shoulder, so hopefully all will be cured. Am not as yet washed or dressed but will away now. See you all later.