BiddyBank

[B00]

Can I join please?

I've got a tartan flask filled with tea (it costs alot of electricity to keep boiling the kettle) my One fleecy slipper thingy and I'm hunched up over my 2 bar electric fire.

I'm losing the plot as far as CB goes lately, so i figured I'd quite like to join sane folks :-)

Oh and I've brought you all a slice of parkin cake as a bribe

Lotsa love

Boo xxx

[VINNY100_2]

Did someone mention spit..must be me ears burning!!(:)

[aka pixi]

yippppeeeeee >smooths down rapidly greying hair, draws up to full pixi height and whoosh a table appears laden with good food, goodies and lots of becks< erm it is becks isnt it vinny?

ps get the food and drink quick peeps, it will disappear at midnight (which is well past my bedtime anyway)

[Jude123]

Just found out this is where I should be if you all don't mind. Hope there's a piece of parkin left for me, haven't had any for years.

[dotjhawkes]

(dot loosens her liberty bodice and sets up her shooting stick) Right, what we discussing, are we soaking our fruit in sherry or brandy this year?

[smudge]

Hi Vinny - I don't usually watch the dreaded 'What not to Wear', only cos I can't stand seeing Trinny & Suzannah constantly touching women's breasts & always referring to them as t!ts!

H-o-w-e-v-e-r, after watching the transformation of two long grey haired old ladies - there's hope for us yet BiddyBankers!

So watch out Vinny, here we come!

[B00]

Urgh, know what you mean smudge. I cringe when they belittle their poor unfortunate victim, it's horrific viewing.

[Jude123]

Hiya smudge didn't think you were a BB.

[smudge]

Yes BOO, they both seem to get a kick out of ridiculing people. I wouldn't mind, but neither of them are oil paintings!

[silly moo]

Please can I come in too?
I'm def an old biddy , I can bake cakes and biscuits and I'm pretty good at giving my opinions on most things?
Surely I qualify ?

[smudge]

Hi Jude - if the lovely AB Ed gives us a BB category, I'll be in the queue along with all the others!

I've been on here since 2002, so I think I'll qualify for the BB bus pass (not in real life quite yet though)!

Nitey, nite. -x-

[smudge]

Hi silly moo - any oldies can join BiddyBank. You'll all be made welcome, 'specially if you can make nice tea & cake.

Don't forget to bring your tartan bobbled slippers though. Sweet dreams! -x-

[silly moo]

I've only got lilac towelling slippers - my daughters keep trying to keep me up to date sadly.

[Robinia]

Haha I knew you'd all come running to us sooner or later. I'd clutch you all to me ample bosom BOO pixi & all but erm, I don't seem to have one :-(
Yes you're all welcome we can teach you to knit & make peg-rugs .....
'oi who left the door open & turn that music down'.....
oh sorry, yes, can one of you young 'uns come & do me shopping tomorrow please? Not too keen on the parkin thanks - I'd like a nice madeira cake - aka cough cake ('cos it makes you cough!!)

[Jude123]

Hi Robinia it's amazing who you meet and dont realize they are BBs. Haven't seen you in Birds lately! :o)

[gessoo]

Don't forget the Biddybank founder member!!!

;o)

xx

[B00]

Bless ya Robinia- I feel truly touched that i'm now a BB member (yes I'm aware i'm 'touched' already- no need to point THAT one out!)

not got any Madeira cake, to be honest I've only got Parkin coz I dont like it myself, or it would have been eaten long ago.....sorry!

Tartan slippers???? I really must point out that those fleecy one giant slipper thingys are far more comfortable, just don't make a sudden leap from ya chair (creaky hip providing!).....its not a pretty site, crumbled on the floor with ya petticoats showing :-(

[shaneystar]

Bless!! I knew you were out there sis.
Hope you are well.

Good evening to all fellow BB's and Vinny !
Hi Boo ...you can borrow me zimmer frame anytime !

[B00]

sight, not site- I spend wayyyyyyyyyyy too much time on here! Next i'll be saying "lol" in public!!

[smudge]

Ahah! I knew you'd come out of the cracks sooner or later gessoo! Will you be joining us as FP again then?

We can all present Robinia with a cake for naming Biddybank!

[B00]

Oooooooooo I know who you are Gessoo....do I get a Werthers Orginal for that one?

Hiya Shaneystar :-)