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Little Johnny Again
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”
Jennifer raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “My mum bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest’s so big she could only fasten eight!”
Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”
Jennifer raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “My mum bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest’s so big she could only fasten eight!”
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