a week of absolute rubbish

[dot,hawkes]

i AM OFF WORK FOR A WEEK, SO YOU CAN EXPECT A WEEK OF ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY NON-STOP 24 HOURS A DAY. In my idle moments in the last month, I have made a list of the silliest trash that you have ever seen - don`t bother reporting to the editor as I have bribed her to ignore complaints. If you have been insulted by my lack of grammar, pointless quetions(?) and absoletly inane comments, the I warn you - YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET.

[Ward-Minter]

i gather you are an imposter. If you are I hope you get cancer.

[B00]

Wardy!!!!

Even for you that's terrible!

But I agree with you, I don't think this is our dotty. Perhaps we can wish something less drastic on them? Like the fleas of a thousand camels infesting their armpits?

[Ward-Minter]

Nope I think a good dose of disfiguring face cancer is a more apt punishment. Followed by a course of nob-rot.

[sixpence]

Oh, dot. You've turned green, and you have a comma. Poor you!