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[lifeandsold]

i have been looking back through old old old posts today and there are a few things I have noticed, can you help me with them? There are a few names that keep popping up: Joshnoooman? Margeb? Russian? Ronnie? Nedflanders? Who are these people and why are they mentioned so much?

[boro1986]

Well guess what i think they have something to do with you. HOWS THE SECRETARY

[redcrx]

never heard of them. what posts are they mentioned on?

[lifeandsold]

Old ones, it took me around 40 minutes to keep pressing "previous" lol ! When I went right back and saw these names (among others) you can do a search at the side for that name and it brings up all questions and answers by these

[ummmm1]

Haven't got a clue what you're talking about

[noxlumos]

Too obvious by miles sunshine.Try again.

[lifeandsold]

There are others mentioned alot on there. Champagne? georgit79? i can tell that these were regular users as their q and a's expand over months but where have they all gone now ?

[Athley]

Never heard of them.

[lifeandsold]

i really am only asking !

[boro1986]

You still havent told me how your secretary is

[joko]

i don't recall ned and the russian being around at the same time - or marge for that matter... or being mentioned much .... as transparent as your marriage.

[naz_nomad]

hmmm ... let's think ...who's just been banned ... and who's just appeared as a greeny?

[beryllium]

Why I fired my secretary...
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well. Waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday."!
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we would normally go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I replied nervously.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...... followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked

[naz_nomad]

pmsl ... nice one

[-Zorro-]

Is that a true story beryllium

[beryllium]

lol, I dunno Zorro..... but it's possible isn't it?..... now then... if your secretary asks you out stay dressed!!! :-)

[bobtheduck-]

ronnie was hilarious and looked like pete docherty :)

[B00]

You'd have to go back a loooooooooooong way to find any posts by Neddy, MargeB, Josh and Ronnie.

Incidently MargeB was Ronnie, Josh was.....well strange (but oddly likable!) and Neddy was a sweetheart.

The Russian just isn't worth mentioning.

[naz_nomad]

Now now B00 ... spare a thought for our Soviet friend(s).

[B00]

I did nazzy and that thought wasn't very civilised...........lol

[jno]

Ned was a nice guy but he was in denial about climate change, and one day the waves just washed him away. Champagne still appears from time to time - dumped a loser boyf before Xmas - but georgit I think was banned by a new boss from surfing at work or something (it was a while back). People come, people go, and some are missed more than others.