the purpose of the blog is to hail giant leaps in human endeavour (eg this week the triumph over teensy bugs in Beta AB), not to rehabilitate the blind and lame, however fine their porcelain. So you'll be lucky.
a likely story, you can't be doing much giant leaping in those high-heeled clogs. But if there's any film of you trying to stand up straight in them after the third Breezer, the Ed could embed it in the Blog, I suppose
China, after indulging myself in a little pudding tonight I will mention you in my prayers before bedtime. It will be a religious experience for both of us.