It's normally polite to arrive bearing gifts so can I suggest that you hand out some or all of the following to us loyal (female) AB'ers Wine Cheese Ann Summers gift vouchers M&S gift vouchers Designer handbags Chocolates Cake Champagne Jo Malone perfumes Gold jewellery
If the male AB'ers feel left out, get them some socks and handkies.
Tut... I'm not splitting the vouchers and all the good stuff is taken.
If you all get presents and I don't there will be a sulk of momumental proportions... Plus I'll remove all of Boo's cake priviledges in order to ruin someone elses day as misery does love company and who am I to disagree.
How come I have to forfeit cake in order to apease you? No sorry, no can do, that's just not cricket that isn't. You're on your own in your dabauchery ways.
Robinia- you'll get a tin of scottish shortbread biscuits circa 1985 and like it.