To groan or not to groan

[marval]

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing.

My mailman should be a comedian, his delivery is perfect

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually.

I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.

Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay

Topiary is at the cutting edge of garden design.

The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good. I just couldn't see the attraction.

A second glance is all that's needed for a book re-view.

[society]

"It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing. "

I don't get this ^^^ one.

[marval]

decreasing = taking the creases out

[society]

Oh..right :-)

[mccfluff]

lol society!