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Feel free to not groan.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
I saw a beaver movie last night; it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.
I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms.
A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes.
I watched a movie about a baby hen; it was a real chick flick.
Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because of the Sir charge.
He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he was roped into it.
The play on fishing had quite a cast.
The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
I saw a beaver movie last night; it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.
I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms.
A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes.
I watched a movie about a baby hen; it was a real chick flick.
Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because of the Sir charge.
He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he was roped into it.
The play on fishing had quite a cast.
The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
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