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I am writing a short story for a local group. It is a vampire, comedy, romance. Can anyone think of any jokes to put in or funny story lines? I have writers block.
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lol Kiki......smiling, probably needs all sorts for her yarn........
"Mummy, Mummy! Am I really a Vampire?"
"Hurry up and drink your soup before it clots!"
Where do vampires make they're withdrawals?
At the blood bank.
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!
What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!
"Mummy, Mummy! Am I really a Vampire?"
"Hurry up and drink your soup before it clots!"
Where do vampires make they're withdrawals?
At the blood bank.
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffin Drops!
What is Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!