What Victoria Coren said about it in The Observer ...
"At one point, a man's penis is referred to as "his essentials". It's so un-erotic, you could read it to sex offenders and call it therapy."
"Let's examine what Christian says as he stands there, wanger in hand: "I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favourite and most cherished part of my body." Oh please. This is supposed to be our 21st-century Mr Rochester, and he talks like Alan Partridge."
So ... all hype? ... yes, I think so.
Here's VC's full article ...
http://www.guardian.c...-fifty-shades-of-grey