Don't read this ...

[Segilla]

Can someone please give a source for a spoof item which read something like:-
Don't read this; it will tell you nothing, You will simply waste your time, But I know that your eyes are scanning these lines, You are unable to stop, caught like a rat in a trap.
And so on.

It ends:-
As I warned you, you have learned nothing at all.

[gizmo1]

It sounds like the postmodern French philosopher Derrida (but it could well be a pastiche).

[gizmo1]

Just had a look on my bookshelf - there is a book critical of the postmodernists called "Intellectual Impostures" by Alan Sokal. Try googling him - he has wriiten a lot for the LA Times. Pretty smart guy.