How would you finish off this little ditty.....

[hollie1586]

Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? My wife went off to Muir of Ord and left me in the loo........


Keep it relatively clean but funny!

[Jonno21]

"She went shopping yesterday but the silly moo
forgot the toilet roll so now im right in the poo"

Btw, where is muir of ord? Welsh?

[maggiebee]

I've finished off the crossword
And read the local news
If she don't hurry back again
I might just turn to booze.

sorry for limp attempt at humour!

[Jonno21]

Maggiebee how dare you applogise for such great work!

[Jonno21]

Thanks 2shortplanks, great ditty! It sounds cold and wet there but no doubt a great warm community.

[douglas9401]

Invernessish Jonno21.

http://www.undiscover.../muiroford/index.html

[Headbanger]

I rang her on my mobile
To ask her what to do
She can't come back for a week she said
because she's got the flu.

[marval]

I am being bothered by Tigger
He is on the hunt for Pooh

[douglas9401]

Canny feel my feet now
Shakin at the knees
Varnishing the bog seat
Not one of my best ideas

[missprim]

She won't be back 'til Wednesday and I don't know what to do.
I'm thirsty and I'm hungry, the dog is barking too
I am in such a fix and I haven't got a clue
Oh Mr Porter my bum is turning blue!

[maggiebee]

Nice one missprim.

[missprim]

Thanks maggie. Wonder if Hollie is stuck in the loo as she hasn't said what she thinks of our efforts.

[hollie1586]

Very impressed with everyone's efforts!!

[Prudie]

It's the public one in tesco's
And outside there's a queue
& 'cos she nicked me wallet
she took me trousers too.