"Bridget switched on her electric melon as Tristam undid the belt on his beige trousers, his bulge more than evident in the pink-grey granny knickers she had put him in.
Things were certainly getting hot in there, and it wasn't the 5kw heater - it was Mrs Overall bursting in.
"Oi - what do you two think you are up to. No coitus interruptus in this house."
Hahaha some of the answers are brilliant :) I went with all the hype with these fifty books but found them brilliant and not just for the rudey tudey bits! Yeah i blushed and giggled through the first book but by the second book i flicked through the rudey parts to get back into the story line which as been ace. I agree the writing is pretty rubbish but the story line got me hooked and of course "mr grey" ;) Just not sure what to do now ive finished them. Im not after another rudey book but more the romance side. Ill look up some of your suggestions. Thankyou x