Cameron

marval | 18:43 Fri 24th Aug 2012 | Jokes

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Prime Minister Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Cameron: "Truthfully, I did not ring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am David Cameron, the Prime Minister of Great Britain!"

Cashier: "Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID."

Cameron: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Cameron: "I am urging you please to cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look Prime Minister this is what we can do: One day Justin Rose came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Justin Rose he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Justin Rose and cashed his cheque.

Another time, Andy Murray came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque.
So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of Britain?"

Cameron stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind."" I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"