Was it just a dream?

[Booldawg]

A few days ago, Midway through the journey of our lives, I found myself in a forest dark, for the straight forward pathway had been lost.

Anyway, this guy who called himself Virgil helped me to my feet and gave me a guided tour of both Hell and Purgatory whereby I conversed with various charachters from Italian politics and Greek literature.

After our lovely little meander through Purgatory, Virgil suddenly dissapears and leaves the chaperoning duties to a girl I faniced at school called Beatrice. Anway, Bea guides me through Heaven and hey presto! I'm suddenly back in my mundane world of unskilled manual labour, the breadline and posting complete drivel on the net.

I would like to know if anyone could get me in touch with Virgil, as I'd like to buy him a beer in return for him looking after me so well in such difficult times.

[jno]

beer is the first step on the road to hell; you want to go through that again? Bet Beatrice never touches the stuff.

[georgit79]

You can contact Virgil at [email protected]

[Booldawg]

great, thanks georgit, I've tried the e-mail address but it bounced back undeliverable, something about a mailer-daemon. Didnt want to mess with him in case my soul would be cast into infernal damnation.

jno - Morrisons are doing a 4 pack of Skol Super for 4.29. Its 8.5% and pretty much 'does the job' After a pack of those I'm quite prepared to stumble the up to the gates of hell and get 'toe to toe' with the devil himself.

[delilahcat]

Isn't Virgil piloting Thunderbird 2 these days? You could try getting in touch via International Rescue.

[woofgang]

Have you tried getting hold of his mate Dante?

[woofgang]

... I thought Beatrice (the italians pronounce it Bee-a-tree-chay which makes it very beautiful) was Dante's bird??

[Booldawg]

Dante always wanted to be with Beatrice, but it was never to be. They both married other partners, but should've been together. Beatrice died fairly young and I think Dante sought political exile in France.

[woofgang]

Like me and Johnny Depp then.

[Booldawg]

what? you and Johnny Depp sought political exile in France?  HaHa, only teasing, I knew what you meant  -guess your paths havent crossed yet. Try buying loads of Wonka chocolate and winning a golden ticket. You'll get to see him then

[Peter Pedant]

 

al fine uscimo arriveder le stelle.....

anch'io

I mean come on Booldawg, you're not meant to know the answers when you ask the questions....

[Booldawg]

its called 'enlightenment'