Bribes

[lindapalmara]

Wanna ride?

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled upbeside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.


"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
''How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?


"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY quid,"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.


The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it!"

[tonyav]

LOL.

[excelsior-1]

very good

[EDDIE51]

I know a rude version of this joke, but it would get me banned!

[losgigs]

Love it (and am a Skoda driver!)

[sunny-dave]

V good - but surely "Ford" rather than "Skoda" these days?

[tonyav]

No Dave, Renault, Citroen or Peugeot surely.