Last Night

[marval]

Last night my friend complained he was addicted to weight training. I told him to stay strong.

I was trying to figure out what number multiplied by itself equalled 64, but I couldn’t get to the root of the problem.

Weeds are starting to take over my garden. It is a growing problem.

I am currently measuring the length of the equator in centimetres. I am going to rule the world.

I went into the library to get a book on ‘How to survive in the wild without toilet-roll’ but someone had ripped all the pages out.

I had a lovely meal last night. I can’t tell you what though as there’s a supper injunction in place.

I have just sorted out a dripping tap in the kitchen. There’s nothing quite like cow fat on demand.

Due to the cutbacks, I was made redundant from teaching at the deaf school. The irony is, I still sign on Thursday.

I don’t believe in change, I pay the exact amount.

I walked out on my job at the council this morning. I don’t mind a bit of gardening, I can even manage some litter picking, but road marking, that is where I draw the line.

[Tilly2]

...and?

[zebo]

Were you feeling negative or positive about the number that made 64?

[Patsy33]

Lol...