Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue......

[DTCwordfan]

Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or amusing.....or for famous people.

Even alternative 'wooing' verses are welcome too.

Here's one for Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party at large to begin with -

"Roses are reddish,
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish."

Over to you.

[andy-hughes]

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme … some don't!!!

[melv16]

Roses are red violets are blue. I've had your sister, can I give you one too?

[mallyh]

roses are red
violets are blue
hurry up and propose
I need the loo

[Patsy33]

Roses are read
Violets are bloo
My spelling is awfull
Haven't a cloo...

[Sqad]

Roses are red, violets are blue
and so is the film I want to star in with you.

[Stargazer]

Rose are red
violets are blue
you've got a figure
like a B42

written in my autograph album by an older boy when I was about 13 at Boarding school.

[mallyh]

I love you high
I love you mighty
i wish your pyjamas
were next to my nightie
don't be mistaken
don't be misled
i mean on the washing line
not on the bed x

[Ellipsis]

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Amber's are yellow
Knickers to you.

[Tuvok]

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Kippers stink
And so do you

[BANANASPLITS]

Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!

[237SJ]

From an Aussie friend (male)
Roses are red, violets are blue, a crate of tinnies is better than dinner for two.

[maggiebee]

Roses are red
Cabbage is green
My face is funny
But yours is a scream

[DTCwordfan]

some excellent ones......

two for Oscar....

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
I thought she was a burglar

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius

[douglas9401]

Roses are red
Violets are red
Sugar is red
Therrre's been a murdurr.

[maggiebee]

Rose's are red
Violet's are red
Sadie's are red
Valentine's day washing line

[DTCwordfan]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your mum’s facebook will do.

[Theland]

Corbyn is red,
And May a true blue,
Bring on Brexit,
Then I'll hug you.

[retrocop]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

[Theland]

Naomi is mad,
And Nailit is too,
They should like Theland,
Become Christians too.

[Patsy33]

Roses are pretty
Violets are too
If I don't get my Valentine
The air will be blue!