A Good Job

[marval]

It is a good job the band ‘Garbage’ didn’t change their name to the English version. They would have been rubbish.

I recently purchased a novelty sized rubber stamp It has made quite an impression.

I have just remembered the time I spilled kitchen cleaner over my shoulder. That was a nasty flash back.

I have just seen a small insect carrying a pack of cards. Think it might have been ant and deck.

I was on safari the other day. Then I thought, this is much better than internet explorer.

A man stood on the corner yelling “One, two, three, five, six”. I thought ” That’s uncalled four.”

I have bought a pair of scales for my library today. Hopefully now I can balance the books
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Braking News. New car can get from 100mph to a stop in just three seconds.

I saw a vigilante tramp catch some criminals the other day. I think his name is Hobo cop.

My partner said he is leaving me because of my obsession with electricity It is not my volt

[cupid04]

Have you opened your Christmas crackers early ;-)

[Spicerack]

Ohm I hope you're alright.

[Patsy33]

Haha...
Some crackers there, Marval!...

[hereIam]

I love the Ant and Deck one, the others are good too !

[marval]

Yes Cupid, but these are left over from last year.

[maggiebee]

Some real chuckles there marval.