"My Sister's Birthday"

[chakka35]

I had a book of music-hall comic poems which contained a splendid one about a chap who was working out what to give his sister for her birthday and who became progessively meaner as his thoughts went along. I cannot find the book. Does anyone on know the poem or a book with it in?

[Rumford]

Try www.monologues.co.uk which has loads of music hall and other monologues, poems and songs

[chakka35]

Many thanks, Rumford. I'll give it a whirl.

[Kingaroo]

Let us know if you find it, it sounds funny!