A Man Knocked

[marval]

A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?"
I said "yes."
He said "Good, can I use your phone?"

The price of hearing aids has gone up.
Deaf people across the country are going "how much?"


My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought.

My friend has been arrested for illegally downloading the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. He says he’s not worried, he can explain everything.

[Chipchopper]

You should have said sorry the Wichita line man is still on the line:-)

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Buenchico]

I hope that you realise that the third one of those is basically TRUE, Marval!

https://tinyurl.com/y8a3odu8

[marval]

Ah, so it is Buenchico.