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Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they,too,draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think U.K. darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
Please take in the way it was written
Light heartedness
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they,too,draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think U.K. darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
Please take in the way it was written
Light heartedness
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i took it in a lighthearted way. Its just a joke about a stereotype. Why is it any different to an irishman, englishman, scotsman joke, a blonde joke or a chav joke?
Just want to add though that everyone sees if differently and it really isnt the sort of place to post it mnko. I suggest you ask for its removal before its reported.
Just want to add though that everyone sees if differently and it really isnt the sort of place to post it mnko. I suggest you ask for its removal before its reported.
great, so now you've moved on from sexist to offensive!
i am completely fed up of your so called "funny" jokes/poems, yet i always get told to lighten up, or see the funny side. Can you not just understand that i really dont like to see this sort of stuff here on a question and answer site. And im sure im not the only one. There are chat rooms where you could go and peddle your sexist/offensive crap you know.
I know i sound really harsh and if you had a question i would be more than willing to answer it if i could. In the mean time, questions that people have put in all faith fall off the bottom of the page because people posting jokes/poems take up the space. Do you honestly think that no women or other groups you make jokes about ever come here?
i am completely fed up of your so called "funny" jokes/poems, yet i always get told to lighten up, or see the funny side. Can you not just understand that i really dont like to see this sort of stuff here on a question and answer site. And im sure im not the only one. There are chat rooms where you could go and peddle your sexist/offensive crap you know.
I know i sound really harsh and if you had a question i would be more than willing to answer it if i could. In the mean time, questions that people have put in all faith fall off the bottom of the page because people posting jokes/poems take up the space. Do you honestly think that no women or other groups you make jokes about ever come here?
I have never been a member of the 'PC Brigade' and never will be, but my god, man, you are an oddity.
Why don't you go get yourself a life and stop posting stuff like this? Is there something wrong with you?
I'm sure you are delightful in reality but why do you persist in putting across this cyber image of someone who is so desperate to be liked? Grow up.
Post this type of thing on another site if you must, but please try not to be so sad, offensive and idiotic on AB in future.
Now run along and play with the traffic.
Please take this in the way it was written.
Don't be offended.
Why don't you go get yourself a life and stop posting stuff like this? Is there something wrong with you?
I'm sure you are delightful in reality but why do you persist in putting across this cyber image of someone who is so desperate to be liked? Grow up.
Post this type of thing on another site if you must, but please try not to be so sad, offensive and idiotic on AB in future.
Now run along and play with the traffic.
Please take this in the way it was written.
Don't be offended.
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