Home for Sale

[dot.hawkes]

Recently reburbished garden shed, available for immediate occupation. Large seating area al fresco and access to rear yard WC on shared basis with the neighbours estranged hubby who resides under the awning adjoining the two properties.
This is a desirable finisher home for the old gad about town waste of space who thinks that life is all about pub / hobbies/ pub/ motorbikes/ pub and being out of the house. It offers a lively aspect, overlooking the pile of beercans emtoed from the recycle bin that was used to store the worldly belongings of the previous joint owner of the host property.
Rent is dependant on the term of the lease, 25 years being the minimum term. there is available electricity and gas at an additional cost between the hours of 7am and 7.05am weekdays and during the week their is a rain butt to the south facing coner of the abode.
First to see will buy. no pets, including playmates and barmaids, genuine enquiries only please and no sub-letting allowed.

[ELVIS68]

Is their any parking?

[dot.hawkes]

you can park your cadidelydac next to my broomstick but no late nights allowed and no loud music and no alcohol on the premises.

[ELVIS68]

Shove it then lol

[netibiza]

Sounds perfick for the Biddies!!

[raysparx1]

No thanks dot, I have put my name down for the one in the question below yours, that one has a swimming pool !!!!

[NORMANTHEDOG]

whats the girlfriend like,dot