I must admit, while I knew it had a large and thriving gay community, I wasn't aware that living in Brighton automatically made you gay. Is it compulsory? Is someone transmitting homosexuality rays to the unsuspecting local populace? If so, how far do they reach? I only live about 30 miles along the coast and I want to know if I'm likely to experience the odd twinge in an easterly headwind.
in fact, my trusty urban dictionary tells me its not just slang for lesbian, but also for men who perform cunnilin gus on a woman, so in fact you are saying he likes women?