ABers Thought for The Day 100 - Team Effort.

[Theland]

Let's do a thought for the day, one to three lines per post, each coherent with the post before. Then dump it after 100 posts.
We could find it pulling in two directions.

Whoever is up first can start it off.

I could start, (in a suitable sombre voice of course), with words such as ........

* In todays hectic world, many people think ....
* It has long been thought that the churches ....
* Holy men have always told us .....
* A friend said to me the other day .....

So go on then, whoever is up first can start the ball rolling. As many posts each as you like, so long as you don't post consecutively.

[luna-tic]

A moment's indecision can sometimes be a lifetimes opportunity or...

[Theland]

.... on the other hand, maybe not.
However, for example, consider two nuns riding their bikes in a hurry to ....

[jenstar]

...collect their winnings from the bookies, when their path is blocked by...

[wizard69]

a man who is selling love toys. He opens his briefcase and pulls out the most enormous...

[naomi24]

great hairy ...........

[oldfashioned]

prick

[naomi24]

stick - something like a wooden tooth pick - which he proceeded to wave in the air, shouting ............

[wizard69]

..."bring out your dead, bring out your dead"
The nuns-obviously alarmed at such behaviour from a travelling love toy salesman-proceeded to reach for their...

[luna-tic]

"Joy Of Sex" manuals page 28 which enlightened them with.......

[wizard69]

...the necrophilia cocktail stick position.The nuns, now much enlightened, regards the man's behaviour, blessed him and asked if he would like to...

[Theland]

... go to confession. So what does this tell us about human nature? Quite simply, there are believers and unbelievers who ....

[coco pops]

go to the bookies also you never know what is in as suitcase or what nun is carrying but.....

[wizard69]

...hey, who cares? Karma Sutra carrying nuns cant be bad.
Anyway, the man goes to confesssion and tells the priest that he is in fact an undercover...

[luna-tic]

sex therapist for wayward nuns who like nothing better than to.....

[naomi24]

read the good book, preach the good news and......

[oldfashioned]

knit dildos out of wire wool whilst reading the latest edition of.....

[luna-tic]

"The People's Friend".

[Theland]

An anecdote like this tells us much about the human condition, and our need for something beyond self. So dear listeners on TftD, would you ....

[wizard69]

...or would you not, mention the exploits wire wool dildo knitting, karma sutra carrying nuns.Or would you concentrate on more important issues such as...