ABers Thought for The Day 100 - Team Effort.

[Theland]

Let's do a thought for the day, one to three lines per post, each coherent with the post before. Then dump it after 100 posts.
We could find it pulling in two directions.

Whoever is up first can start it off.

I could start, (in a suitable sombre voice of course), with words such as ........

* In todays hectic world, many people think ....
* It has long been thought that the churches ....
* Holy men have always told us .....
* A friend said to me the other day .....

So go on then, whoever is up first can start the ball rolling. As many posts each as you like, so long as you don't post consecutively.

[wizard69]

...leave the sheep with the welsh and get yourself a ...

[naomi24]

respectable wife. Of course the one problem with women is they have their own opinions and are highly likely to .........

[wizard69]

be dreaming of wizards - coming up the rear.
meantime...

[naomi24]

using their womanly wiles, they will conceal their secret desires for a magical world of wizarding wonders, and .....

[coco pops]

content themselves with the mens underwear pages of littlewoods catalogue while.................

[luna-tic]

leaning against the washing machine on full-spin cycle which gives them......

[wizard69]

a huge electricity bill. However, women are also just as likely to...

[demondentist]

use subterfuge and pass themselves off as someone else while dreaming off wizarding wonders. Nevertheless...

[wizard69]

it takes one to know one.But, back to the nuns. After their initial shock, the mother superior called them into her office and - after opening a bottle of communion wine- settled down to hear...

[luna-tic]

"A Vow Of Silence", the new radio programme for convents with special guest non-talker.....

[ainitatyb]

... read a book of Kipling poetry whilst ..

[naomi24]

interspersing the superbly eloquent prose with a vivid description of the finer points of the great hairy thing the toy salesman had pulled out of his bag, which most had innocently imagined to be a spider, but which the mother superior had described quite differently. In the meantime the nuns were wondering why the great wizard was sneakily using his alter-ego in consectutive posts, but the problem swiftly became secondary to all other considerations as ..............

[wizard69]

the wizard introduced himself as the confessional priest himself.(as drunk as he was at 11:58 on a weekday night.....hey, who gives a f*ck....its a week day).
So in the end, the nuns....

[naomi24]

decided that the wizard should be left to sleep it off as they pondered the task in hand ...... the subject for Thought for the Day. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, one said ........................

[luna-tic]

" I've got a ladder in my tights !
"Don't worry", said another, "I've just the thing for that !" and she proceeded to remove from the folds of her habit a hip flask filled with.......

[demondentist]

Mani Mix...a specially blended 80% alcoholic drink that is guarenteed to...

[naomi24]

induce hallucinations. The first nun took the flask, downed the contents in one and with a mightly whoop declared, "It's a miracle! The ladder is not in my tights - it's Jacob's Ladder that I see, leading into heaven!" The other nun ........

[luna-tic]

said, "Come on, let's have a swig"
The flask was passed and on taking a shot proclaimed,
" Wowee, I can see Jesus in front of me standing in the nude and ..............hold on a minute....He's a She and she's saying something,...."Can you point me to the nearest............

[naomi24]

water fountain - I fancy a glass of wine?", said Jesus. "Hang on", said the nun, "we know you're a boy, so enough of your funny tricks - get back to normal and then you can start the water into wine bit - and while you're there we'll have a slug too." Jesus ...........

[reachesme]

Gave them leprocy and told them to behold and pointed to the sky, it was filled with angels and they came down and said to the nuns.