Mornin people...
did somebody mention BIG dumplings..!
a load of people were injured last night.....they think it was a terrorist attack..... a bunk bed..collapsed.....there blaming Al-Ikea....hahahah..!! hello
Dolly,hope your keeping well. got invited to the posh house fer a meal last night ,the two ladys that moved from windsor along with a few other people ive never met.wine and becks doesent mix....I told a load of filthy jokes....they said you must be a saggitarian...!how the hell did they know that...spooooky..! dont think they were to impressed when i told them its cleaner to eat your food off the road than many peoples carpets.....but it worked,im cleaning there's on wednesday..hehe..!
"wayne rooneys told he can play in the world cup if he gets a cortizone injection.Beckam said"if that fat fuc***rs having a new car,then so am I."(:O)Kylie Minogue robbie williams and Elton john were walking over a bridge.Kylie trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.Robbie looks around.pulls down her knickers and sha**** her senseless.He stands back and says to Elton "your go..Elton starts crying and sobs"my head wont fit through the railings!" hehe..!(:O)
YO(((*_*)))