Graffiti

[mike11111]

An answer posted on another thread a few days ago reminded me of a piece of graffiti I once saw scrawled on a toilet wall. It seems to be a dying art these days, but does anyone have any favourite examples? They were a constant source of amusement in my student days.

[daftgrandad]

I remember this one from a good many years ago mike.
"Here I sit,broken hearted,paid a penny and only farted"

[mike11111]

I remember that too - think it was pretty much standard on any toilet door. You really have to remember pre-decimal currency to grasp the significance.

[boxtops]

The ones I see in the ladies tend to be written by teenagers and are pretty crude - either about blokes' bits, or insulting other girls, or saying someone is gay. Not particularly interesting reading.

[mike11111]

You are probably right Boxtops. I'm thinking more of the sort of thing you would find in a Gents' at university. When I was a student there was one cubicle dedicated to graffiti (all carefully written in pencil to make the cleaner's life easier). People would walk past the nearest toilet to head for that particular one, just for a good read and a laugh.

[Sqad]

mike...many years ago King´s Cross Station toilet.

I am the only man who hasn´t sh@gged Christine Keeler.

Mr Softy.

[EcclesCake]

The Wheatsheaf pub in Borough Market, London has a particularly fine collection of graffiti.

It has recently had to relocate to new premises but the tradition has continued!

[mike11111]

Jeez, that takes me back, Sqad.Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies, names on everyone's lips at the time (no innuendo intended).

[Sqad]

mike...yepp.....Mr Softy was an ice cream.

[mike11111]

Yeah, I know Sqad. The northern variant was called Mr Whippy. Psychoanalysts could have a field day with that one!

[Sqad]

mike..;-) Watchin footie now.....see you later.

[micmak]

What about.
It's no good standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.

[mike11111]

Remember that one too. The old ones are the best! LOL.

[mushroom25]

I remember a clever mathematical one in the shearbridge, opposite bradford uni. I can't remember the detail but it had to do with the integral of 1/cabin, and houseboats. maybe someone a bit cleverer than me is familiar with it?

[Clanad]

When the door to a men's stall was closed and when the occupant is comfortably seated a long line from the top of the stall door to almost the bottom was noticed in the shape of an arrow with a feathered tail and a point. In small but very neat print at the point end (near the bottom of the door) were the words:
"Beware the Limbo Dancer!"

Think it was in San Diego, here in the U.S. as I recall...

[mike11111]

Well known in England too, that one Clanad.

Not familiar with yours, Mushroom. The only one I can remember with a vague mathematical connotation was a limerick which went something along the lines of:

"There was a young student called Paul,
Who had a cylindrical ball.
Its volume in weight
Was the square root of eight
But his pr*ck was five eighths of f*ck all"

[joeluke]

Graffiti on wall above urinal

'While you're reading what I've put
You are p!$$ing on your foot'

[carrust]

Written in small letters on the toilet cubicle floor in the local training college,

You are now crapping at 45 degrees

[Hopkirk]

Not on a toilet wall, but much bigger

http://ih1.redbubble....ive-peas-a-chance.jpg

[lankeela]

On the door of the loo in a pub I played darts in - 'thank you landlord, for the loan of your beer'

[gina32]

daftgrandad i always remember the rest of that one, it was, here am i loving and heartful, got in free and did a cartful!