Ablutions

[Connemmara]

Just a laugh here mind you - can anybody tell me just before you shower - you do your "business in the loo" - then you scour yourself with one of those green scourers majig with fantastic shower gel. Dry your orifices, between your toes etc thoroughly and meticulously and after that - you need to go to the loo again. Cracks me up never mind my ruddy crack that has to be cleaned again.

[craft1948]

Er thanks for sharing that Conne...........

[pusskin]

You actually laugh at that conne? Mmmm dont think so.

[Connemmara]

you are welcome Craft

[Canary42]

TMI

[Connemmara]

I do - everybody's sense of humour different aint it.

[craft1948]

Do you honestly think that discussing your 'crack' is a good topic of conversation?

[Connemmara]

Are we talking about the same "crack" oh get over it.

[sherrardk]

Are you ok Conne? Nothing to do with this post as such, just wondered.

[Connemmara]

I am great Sherrard - have never been on better form hence my stupid sense of humour and a good night at Credit Union. I was so happy seeing my very sick brother yesterday making it to my home. That was a big thing for him to do. Don't worry Sherrard - thanks for your concern tho

[Ann]

Are you good friends with Desktop Conne? Just wondered ................ ;)

[sherrardk]

What's the Credit Union? Is it like some Irish (pretty sure you live in Ireland) form of the women's institute?

[snags]

''then you scour yourself with one of those green scourers''

Aren't those scourers for getting stubborn/caked on food off saucepans and baking trays? You need to look at your diet :-)

[Connemmara]

snags - joke joke for Gawd's sake. Use a cloth - do you have to spell it out

Anne don't read much of Desky's postings but yesterday a certain Op put an extremely bad one about her and I answered right away sticking up for her - the two postings were removed right away. What did you mean with your ......... etc what did that mean.

Sherrad Credit Unions are a form of banking - we lend and borrow money at a reasonable rate - and are sympathetic to people who have difficulty paying it back unlike the bank. I am a cashier have been there for about 35 years now.

[snags]

''snags - joke joke for Gawd's sake. Use a cloth - do you have to spell it out''

That makes absolutely no sense... much as the majority of your posts.

[Connemmara]

snags - dont read my postings then.

[LoftyLottie]

I use a Brillo Pad!!

[Mamyalynne]

Is this the same Conne who called all who used Facebook twits/***** earlier because they post of what they do each day ??

I found that rather insulting as you yourself use a public forum most days.

[Bbbananas]

Eughw....
Is that how you spell it?

Do you use vim on that there scourer Conne?!!

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Bit of emery cloth does me.

[Maydup]

But you're not in the jokes section Conne and you weren't funny. How were we to know you were not serious about you scrubbing?